Sunday, October 28, 2012

The "Unfertile" Bitch

Warning: This is a VERY offensive post. I am very offended and I'm gonna bite back. 

So, long story short, I had a friend who'd keep "getting some" without making the guy put on "some" and now there is something something in her v-jay-jay that she isn't very proud of. I kept telling that a condom would always be cheaper than an abortion, but economics was never really her strong subject. 

One day, she called me and told me there's a bun in her oven. And she wanted my non existent money to 'handle the situation' because the daddy pooped his pants I think. 
 I was worried for her and I was pissed, 
"Are you proud of yourself now?"  I asked her. 
"Shut up you unfertile bitch" she screamed back. 
Really?! Okay. I admit. I have a problem. And thankfully I'm not one of those ladies who figure it out in front of their whole sasurals that they can never give a "vansh" ka diya to them. 
I'm aware of whats happening. The gynac has been nice very clear to me about what is going on down there and mum dad have been supportive through it. 

And honestly, I'm 20! T-W-E-N-T-Y!  Just 20 years old for god sake! Pushing another human out of the most *ahm ahm* part of my body is really not something I want right now. I refuse to be a baby-factory.
Just no.
I don't even like kids that much. I'm not going to produce someone who can't poop, piss, eat or even sleep on their own. I really have better things to do. 
I refuse to believe that we are only here to 'push our species forward' and the whole point of our existence is to produce replicas of ourselves and then die. 
I refuse to do it. 
Fertility does not make you a good parent. Giving birth or bringing another human being into this world makes sense only if you can teach the little one how to live. If you can ever love them so much that all your needs become secondary to their wants, that's being a parent. Being almost twice their age, and still understanding what they are going through and being supportive-that's parenting. Putting your foot down, saying no when you know its' for the child's own good, that's being a parent.  
 Being really eggy down there won't make you a good mother, having enough grey matter and sensibility up there, might.  
And, considering how your fertility is doling out a love child who won't know why his daddy is such a coward and why his mommy doesn't have any good friends, I'm happy being the way I am. 

Oh, and by the way, its not unfertile, its "infertile".